Monthly Archives: July 2003

Death Penalty for Skittle Theft?

This author on Busted Halo’s forums is still bent on trivializing human sexuality. He likened the condemnation of a man who commits sexual sin with someone getting the death penalty for stealing a bag of Skittles. Here is my reply: … Continue reading

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Future News Stories

I predict that the Supreme Court may be called to rule on the following predicted cases: 1. A customer service representative will be hired at a well-known business to answer the phones. He will overhear his coworker saying “Thank you … Continue reading

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Bland Evangelization

Rarely do I blog news stories from my own diocese, but I think that’s because the Diocese of Memphis doesn’t make too much news. Our diocesean paper, The West Tennessee Catholic, wasted devoted a large portion of last week’s paper … Continue reading

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Name That Church

I have long thought that it was rather banal to name a church after a street. A name like “Smith Street Baptist Church” may be useful in helping one locate the church, but it really doesn’t have the depth of … Continue reading

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Democracy Not At Work

I always thought that the way that our system was to work was that the people would vote, and whatever the people wanted would be done. However, apparently there is a little more to that. It seems that the Democrats … Continue reading

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Dying Gasps

Basically, I am a strong believer that liberal dissent from the Church teachings (as opposed to traditionalists) is dying. The reason is that it is so unattractive. To read my full satire, you’ll have to go to Spiritual Pyromania. I … Continue reading

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Proper Celibacy

I have to go to work early today, but I wanted to get this in before I go. I just read a most interesting comment on a post that started out with “Celibacy is not the absence of sex.” or … Continue reading

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Solo Marriage

If concerns about gay marriage have you down, then try solo marriage. This has probably happened by now, but this woman planned to go through a ceremony to marry herself. Someone has even spent $22,000 on the wedding feast for … Continue reading

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Mass Greetings

Welcome to St. Blog’s Church . . . well, maybe if you hear something like this. The comments following are hillarious. I especially like this line: “Today is the feast of the Assumption. Please stand and greet our celebrant with … Continue reading

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A Big Yeah, Right

Here’s another post about an article saying that celibacy somehow gives someone the desire to rape children. Yeah, right.

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